Fairytale Rock.

Miroslav Vlcek.

Someone was sitting on my chair
said in slight dismay mama Bear.
Did you washed your face
brushed your teeth and comb your hair ?
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Fairytale Rock.
Key without a lock.
Yes and No
high or low.
Don't tell me twice !
Is that so ?
Fairytale Rock.
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Someone was sleeping in my bed
said papa Bear scratching his head.
Sinking down like a
sack of lead.
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Fairytale Rock. - - - -
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Someone did mess up my whole room.
Said mama Bear holding her broom.
This whole house dose look like a
House of Doom.
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Fairytale Rock. - - - -
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Someone was Rocking in this Hall
spilled beer on to the floor
and wrote
Bear Junior on to the wall.
Left the stereo on full blast
and that is not all.
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Fairytale Rock. - - - - 2x

Big Bad Girl with 303.

Miroslav Vlcek.

Big Bad Girl with 303 was hiding once
behind a tree.
She was dressed in Red
from her toes to her head.
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Now Good Young Wolf
was going by.
Not knowing better - May oh May.
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In the middle of forest clearing
Good Young Wolf had bad feeling.
But for his second thought was
way too late.
Because Big Bad Girl was shooting
straight.
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Words of wisdom in this fairytale parody are.
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Sometimes you just can't win.
And you could be deprived off your skin.
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Well Big Bad Girl did kill
Good Young Wolfe dead.
With her 303 as I have said.
And as the legend goes
she left Good Young Wolfe's skinless torso
to Crows.
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So Crows had very lovely feast
and Big Bad Girl was heading East.
She was from Big City
where Ladies like fur Coats.
And Gentlemen their big Cars
or to be sailing on their fancy Boats.
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The End.

Pre - Computer Age Head.

Miroslav Vlcek.

I don't care about the Toxic E-mail
I am not on the Net.
And I am looking for Old Fashion Female
with the
Pre - Computer Age Head.
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I am looking for Old Fashion Female
with the
Pre - Computer Age Head.
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To me Mouse is just a Rodent
no fancy jargon please.
And Spam dose come to me in sandwiches
with lattice and cheese.
When it will come to the Hard Drive
then my old Chevy can do that well.
You will never see me Surfing
so what else is to tell ?
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I don't care about - - - -
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My Mail Address have the house number
with name of my Street and Town.
My understanding of Downloading is to
unload some lowad
down on to the ground.
Keyboard for me is just plank of wood
on what I can hang my keys.
Bottle of Whiskey dose take a care of my all
Viruses.
Now what more is there please ?
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I don't care about - - - - 2x

What is or is not for the best.

Miroslav Vlcek.


One time you said that you would leave me.
Good riddance I am wishing you well.
I did not know when or if time heal me
or how to get out from to be in under your spell.
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One time you said that you would leave me.
Next thing I knew you were gone
difference from when you were near me.
Is in that I was left all alone.
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Left all alone
and God only know.
When and how hard
will North Winds blow.
Left all alone
and God only know.
What is or is not for the best.
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One time you said that you would leave me.
Next thing I knew you were gone
difference from when you were near me
is in that I was left all alone.
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Left all alone - - - - 2x.

Oh Promises Promises.

H.H. & Miroslav Vlcek.

Oh promises promises are easy to give
it is easy to give promises
when you can say - if.
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He will promise you Mink Coat or Sable
Designers Clothes "n" green.
He'll say that he will always love you
and that he will treat you like a Queen.
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Oh promises promises - - - -
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And then he will have no time for you
like he had once before.
And he will want you to be true to him
by daily scrubbing the floor.
When it will come to the Royal Treatment
he'll be the King you'll be a Slave.
And he will keep on giving you promises
all the way to his grave.
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Oh promises promises - - - -
Men loves to give promises. Oh promises promises.
Oh promises promises - - - -

Instant Baby.

Miroslav Vlcek.

In todays world they do have :
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Instant Coffee - Mashed Potatoes
Instant Gravy.
And as long as they have no Instant Baby
everything is fine.
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As long as they have no Instant Baby
everything is fine.
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This is because :
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Babes have to be brewed slowly
and then pampered for long long time !
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
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To have it any different
it would be a crime.
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And they also have :
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Instant Pudding - Soup in Cup
ready for you in single snap.
But at the Babes it go
they should never have them so !
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This is because :
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Babes have to be seduced slowly
and then made love to for long long time !
To have it any different
it would be a crime.
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To have it any different
it would be a crime.
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Instant Money at the Bank Machine.
Instant Pleasure you do must know
what I mean.
Instant this - Instant that
Products what will make you to be
Instantly Hot.

In the interests of Love.

Miroslav Vlcek.






You can send a email to your lovely female.
You too can easy call her on the telephone.
You can write her letter and I even know better.
You can fly to see her on the airplane.
And in near future with some luck you will be beamed up to her
like mister Spock.
Communicating in modern dating - changing and evolving
in the  interests of Love.
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Changing and evolving
in the interests of LOVE.
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And you can send her Chick Flick on DVD or in Video
or my latest CD to be played on her stereo.
You too can be a winner and order for her dinner
you can send her with it one dozen of red roses
in the crystal vase.
And in near future with some luck you will be beamed up to her
like mister Spock.
Communicating in moder dating - changing and evolving
in the interests of Love.
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Changing and evolving
in the interests of Love.
2x
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